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Tony D'Agostino Momentum S250 MxV & HD pre; Linn Klimax Organik DSM, SonicTransporter, EtherRegen; Acoustic Signature Typhoon Neo, Koetsu RSP, Boulder 1108; Sf Il Cremonese; Shunyata Everest, Altaira, Sigma & Alpha v2 |
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Take Care The Third Strain of the NILE Virus is coming. (Cat C)
I thought you would want to know about this virus. Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, Eset - Nod 32 and others cannot take care of this one. It appears to target those who were born prior to 1950. Virus Symptoms 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that) 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too) 3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yup) 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha) 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that) 6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. (Oh no, not again) 7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. (Hate that) 8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE. (Heck, now what?) It's called the C-NILE virus! A lot of us have already been inflicted with this deadly disease and unfortunately as we age it gets worse. Keep well my friends. |
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Though I now forget why,...having a C-enior moment [emoji854][emoji854][emoji854]!!! |
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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No”. Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile” The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ...” The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!” |
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I just want to make a U-turn ... why are you screaming???
https://www.facebook.com/NgudSmong.c...45826212597847 |
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The 16 Commandments of Growing Old
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice. #2 - Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit. #3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off. #4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work. #5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it." #6 - You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus. #7 - These days, "on time" is when you get there. #8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound. #9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller ? #10 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you. #11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why you're there. #12 - When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation. #13 - Some days you have no idea what you're doing out of bed. #14 - You thought growing old would take longer. #15 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up. #16 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will. |
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