British humour...
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time &
decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would
open a practice together to share office space...
Dr.Smith was a *psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones was a *Proctologist*
They put up a sign reading
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Hysterias & Posteriors*
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
*Catatonics and High Colonics*
- no go.
Next, they tried...
*Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
- thumbs down again.
Then came..
*Minds and Behinds*
- still no good.
Another attempt resulted in...
*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
- unacceptable again!
So they tried
*Analysis & Anal Cysts*
- not a chance
*Nuts and Butts*
- no way
*Freaks and Cheeks*
- still no good
*Loons and Moons*
- forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Specializing in Odds & Ends.*
Everyone loved it.
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