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Old 08-05-2020, 10:57 AM
James Tanner - Bryston James Tanner - Bryston is offline
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British humour...

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time &
decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would
open a practice together to share office space...

Dr.Smith was a *psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones was a *Proctologist*


They put up a sign reading
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Hysterias & Posteriors*

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read
*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
*Catatonics and High Colonics*
- no go.

Next, they tried...
*Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
- thumbs down again.


Then came..
*Minds and Behinds*
- still no good.


Another attempt resulted in...
*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
- unacceptable again!


So they tried
*Analysis & Anal Cysts*
- not a chance

*Nuts and Butts*
- no way

*Freaks and Cheeks*
- still no good


*Loons and Moons*
- forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Specializing in Odds & Ends.*

Everyone loved it.
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